mewingmonk
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started properly mewing 200 days ago and figured id share what actually moved the needle, because half the guides here are selling you something.
WHAT WORKED:
- proper tongue posture (whole tongue on the roof, not just the tip) all day. this is the actual technique, most people do it wrong
- chewing harder food + occasionally mastic gum for the masseter, not crazy amounts
- 8 hrs sleep on my back, mouth taped shut so i nasal breathe
- gym 4x a week + dropped from 18% to 12% bodyfat which did MORE for my face than anything else
WHAT DIDNT:
- jaw exercisers / 'jawzrsize', total scam, gave me TMJ pain
- expensive skincare, a basic CeraVe + sunscreen + tretinoin routine mogs the $200 stuff
youre not gonna get a new face but the difference between you maxed and you rotting is real. trust the process.
WHAT WORKED:
- proper tongue posture (whole tongue on the roof, not just the tip) all day. this is the actual technique, most people do it wrong
- chewing harder food + occasionally mastic gum for the masseter, not crazy amounts
- 8 hrs sleep on my back, mouth taped shut so i nasal breathe
- gym 4x a week + dropped from 18% to 12% bodyfat which did MORE for my face than anything else
WHAT DIDNT:
- jaw exercisers / 'jawzrsize', total scam, gave me TMJ pain
- expensive skincare, a basic CeraVe + sunscreen + tretinoin routine mogs the $200 stuff
youre not gonna get a new face but the difference between you maxed and you rotting is real. trust the process.