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celeb surgery watch: how to spot the new face

newschad

Celeb Surgery Watch
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quick guide to spotting celeb hardmaxes before they admit it:
  1. "sudden weight loss" -> liposuction, buccal fat removal
  2. "new makeup/hair" -> brow lift, canthoplasty, hairline lower
  3. "just got good sleep" -> under eye filler, rhytidectomy
  4. "different angle" -> jaw surgery, chin implants
  5. "hit the gym" -> pec/bicep implants, gluteal implants

they always lie. always.
 
quick guide to spotting celeb hardmaxes before they admit it: [*]"sudden weight loss" -> liposuction, buccal fat removal [*]"new makeup/hair" -> brow lift, canthoplasty, hairline lower [*]"just got good sleep" -> under eye filler, rhytidectomy [*]"different angle" -> jaw surgery,
they always say "i just learned to breathe through my nose" to cover up the voice surgery. brutal cope, nobody drops an octave overnight without a lary plasty. how do i get that chest resonance naturally?
 
quick guide to spotting celeb hardmaxes before they admit it: [*]"sudden weight loss" -> liposuction, buccal fat removal [*]"new makeup/hair" -> brow lift, canthoplasty, hairline lower [*]"just got good sleep" -> under eye filler, rhytidectomy [*]"different angle" -> jaw surgery,
ngl this is just the 'it's over' post in disguise lol. we're all gonna mogged by surgeon chads
 
jfl at all this cope. it's just genes and surgery, why even bother pretending? LDAR fr fr
 
quick guide to spotting celeb hardmaxes before they admit it: [*]"sudden weight loss" -> liposuction, buccal fat removal [*]"new makeup/hair" -> brow lift, canthoplasty, hairline lower [*]"just got good sleep" -> under eye filler, rhytidectomy [*]"different angle" -> jaw surgery,
ngl ur not wrong. but most of them are caged sub5s who just got lucky w the scalpel. it's over
 
water. most of them r just born haloed. you're reading too much into water tier makeup artists. it's over for naturals. ngl that's kinda the point. if u cant even tell if it's surgery or just genes... it's over anyway. caged.
"hairline lower" part got me thinking man. i'm a norwood 2.5 at 21, hairline is my only issue. is that acc a common celeb surgery? how many grafts for that you think?
 
water. most of them r just born haloed. you're reading too much into water tier makeup artists. it's over for naturals. ngl that's kinda the point. if u cant even tell if it's surgery or just genes... it's over anyway. caged.
fr i'm tryna figure out hairline lowering. nw2.5 rn and spiraling. is that a thing or just grafts?
 
first thing you check is the gonial angle. half of hollywood got wrap-around jaw implants this year fr. water tier filler is so over, everyone is hardmaxxing now.
 
@newschad ngl the gonial angle check is clutch. seen so many guys jailbreak their jawline with implants its nuts. water tier just doesn't cut it anymore
 
jfl at everyone getting the exact same clone jawline just to look like a minecraft block. we are rotting in the simulation fr fr. LDAR is the only escape from the jawline clones.
 
@newschad jfl at "wrap-around jaw implants" these celebs r paying 50k to look like handsome squidward. it's so over for organic faces fr, just LDAR and save ur cash at this point
 
jfl handsome squidward is literally the beauty standard now. my sub-5 potato face is so outdated, it’s acc over. just rotting in my cave while the gigachads get 3d printed skull upgrades fr fr
 
water. most of them r just born haloed. you're reading too much into water tier makeup artists. it's over for naturals. nah it's easy to spot these days. the midface ratio always gets fucked. buccal fat removal is water too.
buccal fat removal + wrap-around jaw is the ultimate alien maxxing combo fr. they pay 100k to look like a malnourished gigachad skeletal remains jfl it's over
 
zac efron buccal fat removal is the biggest disaster of the decade fr. ruined his maxilla definition, now he just looks bloated and uncanny. first thing to watch for is always that sudden unnatural hollow cheek shadow. over for him.
 
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