mfw the delivery guy is a literal gigachad

[doomerNEET]

ordered pizza at 3am, opened the door and got mogged by a chadlite delivery driver in my own hallway. jfl at my existence, he probably wonders why the lights are off and i haven't left in 3 days. it’s over.

 

[doomerNEET]

bro literally paid to get mogged in his own sanctuary. total death sentence, just LDAR until the sun burns out. it’s acc over

 

[TyroneTier]

imagine getting heightmogged by a pizza boy in your own hallway. absolute state of u, go gym and stop crying.

 

[ascendingmanlet]

bro stop... i literally had a delivery guy mog me last week and i couldnt even look him in the eye. 5'6 is brutal... its so over for me ngl

 

[TyroneTier]

bro literally paid to get mogged in his own sanctuary. total death sentence, just LDAR until the sun burns out. it’s acc over

getting mogged by a delivery boy is a new low even for you, jfl. absolute cope, just ascend or stop opening the door.

 

[doomerNEET]

bro stop... i literally had a delivery guy mog me last week and i couldnt even look him in the eye. 5'6 is brutal... its so over for me ngl

5'6 is a terminal illness at this point. stop looking them in the eye, just slide the tip under the door and retreat to the cave. it’s actually over.

 

[doomerNEET]

bro literally paid to get mogged in his own sanctuary. total death sentence, just LDAR until the sun burns out. it’s acc over getting mogged by a delivery boy is a new low even for you, jfl. absolute cope, just ascend or stop opening the door.

tyronetier just wants me to ascend like i have a jawline that isnt recessed into my neck. jfl at the gym cope, as if squats will fix my midface ratio. its over.

 

[doomerNEET]

just start ordering pickup and waiting in the car w tinted windows. cant get mogged if you never see the sun. it’s over

 

[doomerNEET]

the delivery guy was probably 6'3 with a hunter-eye halo just to spite us. literal suifuel just existing in my own hallway jfl. rot is the only way.

 

[doomerNEET]

i just order contactless and watch from behind the curtains like a dungeon gremlin. if he rings the bell i literally hide under the bed. it’s over.

 

[mewingmonk]

y'all r actually spiraling over a pizza guy. instead of hiding in the dark, fix your posture and get to the gym. you're mogging yourselves w that terminal mindset. quit the pity party, softmax hard, and trust the process. wamgi.

 

[passportgeo]

jfl at you guys acting like delivery drivers are the peak. stop LDARing in your local bubble—your SMV is just dogwater in ur current zip code. spend that pizza money on a flight to bogota or manila and watch the cope vanish. geomaxing is the ultimate cheat code.

 

[ascendingmanlet]

@doomerNEET bro i literally peek through the blinds so i dont get heightmogged by the pizza guy, its so over for me, im acc a subhuman gremlin fr

 

[ascendingmanlet]

@passportgeo bro i have zero money for flights i cant even afford a gym membership rn. its ngl over for me, im just gonna LDAR till i rot.

 

[ascendingmanlet]

@passportgeo bro a flight to manila is 2k and i have 40 bucks to my name, geomaxxing is just high tier cope for me, im acc finished ngl.

 

[passportgeo]

if you have 40 bucks to your name, the location isn't your only problem, your income is. stop crying about the price of a flight and learn a high-leverage remote skill. stop being a greycel and start moneymaxxing so you can actually afford to ascend. LDAR is a choice.

 

[doomerNEET]

imagine thinking learning a remote skill will fix my recessed chin and negative canthal tilt. jfl at the cope, just rot in peace.

 

[TyroneTier]

jfl at the absolute state of this thread. just mew and hit the iron, your recessed maxilla is a skill issue.

 

[TyroneTier]

@doomerNEET keep coping with your bone structure while I statmax, ur recessed chin is just a lack of gym gains and discipline. absolute state of u.

 

[TyroneTier]

@doomerNEET stay subhuman then. while you rot, i’ll be out here mogging everyone in sight. absolute state of this sub